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the U.S. diplomatic mission to the Soviet Union, the Soviet revisionists reception officials to accompany them to visit has a private jet! began to supply the bread, you can immediately rush to line up ah fly.
host said: br> (3)
Soviet revisionism militaristic, military, material shortage.
a corporal in the military, accompanied by the Director to the barracks under the inspection of material supply. they came near the oil bank, found a cigarette butt on the ground. Director of military discontent, said:
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Soviet leaders were invited to visit Paris, France. French officials took him around and his defense headquarters, Paris Metro, the Arc de Triomphe, painting museum, the world-famous highway network and the fast rail TVG not interested. When French officials took him to the Eiffel Tower in Paris before, he suddenly very interested in Tower. He asked the French officials: > French officials: )
hell have a custom, who harm the people in the world, the victim's blood will be flooded this person.
a God to go to hell inspected and found blood in the legs only dipped Beria. God is very odd, and asked to:
Khrushchev put out the report, one day, he went to an asylum for the report, prior to the person in charge of the lunatic asylum called up told: Sure enough, won after a long prolonged applause, He is very proud of. But he suddenly discovered that one of them there is no applause, he suddenly furious. He asked: My madness has been cured. head out the car window, shouted: > Brezhnev said: , the host suddenly said: I call that a good socialist comrades sit to the left of the venue, that capitalism good comrades to sit the right venue. Most people sit on the left, a few people sit on the right, only one person has to sit fixed in the middle.
Moderator: gay man, in the end you think socialism is good or good capitalism?
answer: I think socialism is good, but my life is like a capitalist.
chair people hurriedly said: I ask you to come up to sit the podium.
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Lenin and dying, called up the call into the Kremlin, Stalin's successor, the death should be entrusted with a few words: hide the truth and you say, I have a worry ah, Stalin. ? I wonder if you had not thought of? Communists agreed to meet. Socialists had a date to the time before.
mm asked.
mm need to prove, and what science can prove that socialism is what can not provide.
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Marx radio address delivered to the Soviet Union. Brezhnev said to him: founder, but I can not decide that one major problem. We are a collective leadership. word, and to his own responsibility. Marx nearer the microphone and exclaimed:
: Look at this play, he lost in thought, forget the applause, when someone next to him a push, tension and said: br> In the twenty-third Congress of the CPSU, Leonid Brezhnev to make a report, he asked: 八号 seat. > (15)
a member of the House the people of the Ministry of the end of the day the trial judge, back to the office, suddenly alone, laughing.
strange colleagues across the desk and asked: I do for you? br> Talking about the reasons for imprisonment.
the first man said: three people, said: Bukharin said base and 1 +1 does not equal 3. is that Trotsky and Bukharin's on it? Marx and Lenin was right or what? and Lenin was right! br> collective farmers Ivan caught a big fish in the river, happy home and his wife, said: ;
, went to the river threw the fish back. that the fish drew a semicircle in the water, the upper body of the water, lift the right fin excitedly shouted: ; Sweden the possibility of establishing communism (20)
museum has a painting of Adam and Eve described.
saw an Englishman, said:
saw a Frenchman, said: small, still thinks he in heaven!
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a busy sidewalk old man slipped and accidentally fell into the river road. With the cry for help!
two police officers heard of it, felt invisible, still walking and laughing as old.
old Qingjishengzhi, with another shouted .
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The Soviet Union held a National Day parade down the street open to the artillery, mechanized infantry, tanks,bailey UGG boots, self-propelled artillery, tactical missiles, strategic nuclear missiles, one greater than the destructive power; queue, but at the end of dwarf with a briefcase of two.
surprised Brezhnev in the stands,cheap UGG boots, said: : br> Brezhnev, Dubcek (Czech General Secretary), British Prime Minister and President, 4-passenger balloon.
balloon leak, and carry fixed 4 people, began to fall, extreme crisis, we must Some people sacrifice themselves out.
first U.S. president called,
then British Prime Minister shouted: Dubcek was put threw out.
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a lost parrot citizens of Moscow. This is the curse of the parrot would, if the hands can fall into bad KGB. This people will in the newspaper issued a statement: What is the happiest thing
Britons: The most happy thing is the winter home in the evening, wearing wool pants sitting in front of the fireplace.
French: You are old-fashioned English, the most happy thing is, and A blonde went to the Mediterranean resort, well and good and then we scattered.
Soviet Union: the best thing for me is middle of the night the police knocked on the door, opened the door: Ivan, you're under arrest.
h: you get wrong, Ivan in the next.